Shameless Grounds Profile
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Location: Benton Park
Overall Rating: 2.5 out of 5 (Low marks because the espresso tasted burned.)
Roaster: Chauvin
Opened: 2011
Drinks
Menu: A good amount of
variety. You can get the basic espresso drinks, as well as flavored and spiked beverages. There are also many
coffee-free options, including milkshakes and personal pots of tea.
Food
Menu: Pastries, breakfast items,
sandwiches, soups, smoothies, etc. They offer food specials as well.
Espresso
Machine: Manual machine
Brew
Options: There isn’t much variety
when it comes to the brewing methods.
Most interesting
drink: Thai Iced Coffee –
espresso with sweetened condensed milk. This is a great sweet drink that you
don’t see on menus often.
Review:
"Making uptight people uncomfortable since 2011." This is the sign that greets you before you step into Shameless Grounds, a sex-positive coffee shop located in the Benton Park neighborhood. You must be 18 or over to enter without a legal guardian. As you can imagine, this cafe offers an atmosphere that won't appeal to everyone.
Shameless Grounds sits on the corner of an otherwise
residential block. It's set apart from the small houses around it by a bright sign with a heart swirling above a large
white mug. When
you walk inside, you step into a large open space that looks so much like a living room that it feels like you've invaded someone's personal space. Large
bookcases cover one wall and a computer desk with a hutch for a desktop computer, more books, a printer and printer paper stands against another. This little computer station is surrounded by
a few beat-up pieces of leather furniture and a collage coffee table covered in
interesting clippings. It's straight out of someone's funky home office.
The
furniture isn’t the part that stands out the most. The bookshelves hold the shop's human sexuality lending library, which includes books on biology, history, and steamy fiction. The shelves are decorated with plaster molds of vaginas and a few decorated dildos. A poster of two nude women intertwined and open-mouthed hangs on the wall, and the desktop screensaver shuffles through photos of women's bare, greased-up buttocks. A small naked doll
is tied up S&M-style and hanging upside down from another shelf. These touches add to the sense that you’ve invaded someone’s intimate space, looking at the items he or she would stash in the
closet before inviting anyone over.
This décor fits the mission of Shameless
Grounds: to destigmatize sexuality and create a welcoming space for the LGBTQ
community. Customers are warned before walking in that this shop is not for the uptight. If you're squeemish about sex, this place isn't for you.
Unfortunately, this shop also isn't for coffee lovers. It uses Chauvin coffee and the quality of
the espresso is far below par. To reach the coffee bar, you must walk through the main room, down a narrow hallway to the
back of the building, which reflects the mentality of the company:
sex first, coffee second. My espresso macchiato had decent foam on top of espresso that tasted burned, ashy, and almost too
bitter to drink.
A little controversy can create buzz and help a place stand out from the competition, but, a coffee shop should make coffee a top priority. Coasting on the shock factor or appeal to a niche group isn't enough. Serve damn good coffee
while you’re at it!
Unfortunately,
the only reason to go to Shameless Grounds is for the sex-positive atmosphere. If
you visit, I recommend getting beer or tea – it’s not worth drinking the
coffee.
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